Sure, sex toys
can –and are- fun to use whether you’re doing the horizontal mambo with your
partner, or you’re tooting your own horn, but sometimes, there are those darker
minds that come up with sex toys that push the borders of being “acceptable”
and start to waltz around on this side of insane.
Here are some of
the most disturbing sex toys available on the market today:
Sex pussies are one
of the most popular sex toys for guys who can afford it: they’re the closest
thing to a sexual partner that doesn’t need to be cuddled and “pillow-talked”
afterwards. However, if you find that your solider isn’t saluting your partner
as high and as often as it should, then take it a step further and order a
customized pussy that’s molded directly from your favorite porn star. Whether
you love blondes (in which case, go for the Jenna Haze) or brunettes (looks
like its Sasha Grey for you), there’s a plastic pussy waiting out there for you
to pound.
Every now and
again, it’s actually fun to role play with your partner, and using items like
blindfolds and handcuffs can definitely add a new dimension of eroticism and
excitement. However, if you really want to ramp up the excitement (and possibly
the panic), try using the Asylum Play Doctor Kit with your partner. There might be people out there for find the idea
of dressing up like a mentally ill person and be prodded and poked and tested
on arousing, but chances are, your partner is not one of them.
Juli Ashton
Vibrating Vagina and Anus
One of the
biggest problem when it comes to sex toys is keeping them hidden away from
friends and prying guests; well, with the Juli Ashton Vibrating Vagina and Anus,
your worries are over! This vagina simulator is small and portable, and it can
easily be stored away under your pillow when your guests come over. Just make
sure people don’t lie down on your bed without warning, it might be hard to
explain that “vibrating pillow”.
Love to using
the dildo, but looking for that “big finish” from the dildo itself? With the
Peter Dinger Squirting Dildo, now you can experience that blast of orgasm as if
you’re feeling it from the porn star himself! Molded from the porn star’s
aroused penis, you can feel all his monster 8 inches pounding inside you, and
when it’s time for you to come, squeeze the bulb attached to the base of this
dildo, and you’ll feel that squirt that you’ve been missing.
If you’ve ever
been curious about the saying, “once you go black, you never go back”, then
this dildo is for you. Modeled after porn star Black Thunder’s penis, this
monster dick is not for beginners. Users will feel more than full when Black
Thunder’s 12 inches is penetrating them, so get ready to ride the real monster!
All these items
can and do provide a fun, exciting, and certainly novel sexual experience, and
if you feel you’re up to the challenge, try surprising your partner with one.
Who knows, you might find that you and your partner have a wild side to your
sex life that you have not explored!
